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Deadpan coffee confession in compact, high-contrast lettering—a minimalist sarcastic sweatshirt that reads like a relatable meme. The small, centered text and tiny coffee icon keep the layout clean and instantly legible, matching the Sarcastic & Self-Deprecating Humor trend’s utilitarian sans and short one-liners. It’s a low-key piece for everyday wear that signals tired, amused resignation without shouting for attention.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and elastic retention
- Embroidery available (left/center/large center chest; right + left wrists); DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets stated safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Running on Doubt and Cold Coffee Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Quote, Self-Deprecating Humor
$30.44