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Deadpan, coffee-fueled sarcasm printed in a clean, high-contrast layout for meme-aware introverts. This lightweight unisex tee places a short, self-deprecating one-liner and simple coffee icon on the chest in bold, utilitarian type so the joke reads instantly across a morning commute or remote meeting. The minimal composition leans into the trend’s dry, confessional humor while staying easy to layer and wear daily.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
- With side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for stability
- Sleeve and neck label printing via DTF/DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label; age restricted for adults; REACH certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Running on 90% Doubt 10% Caffeine Tee | Sarcastic Shirt, Introvert Quote
$18.97