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Deadpan, coffee-fueled humor printed center-stage on a soft velveteen throw. The minimalist, high-contrast text and small coffee graphic use condensed, readable lettering to land a snarky one-liner about fatigue and doubt—a low-key statement piece for lounging, working from home, or curling up during long study sessions. Fits the sarcastic/self-deprecating trend with a clean, text-first layout that reads at a glance.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- Polyester fabric (100% or 83%/17% polyester-spandex blend)
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft
- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Running on 90% Doubt 10% Caffeine Blanket | Sarcastic Quote, Self-Deprecating Humor
$22.16