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A soft, velveteen throw featuring a deadpan, self-deprecating line in bold condensed type with a subtle doodle frame—made for introverts and meme-literate sleepers who lean into their anxious humor. The high-contrast, minimal text layout reads clearly from a distance and sits low on the blanket for an understated, snarky look that fits couch lounging and late-night chill. Matches the sarcastic, self-deprecating trend with compact, readable typography that acts like a quiet social shield.
Product features
- Double needle topstitch on all seams
- Polyester fabric (100% or 83% polyester/17% spandex option)
- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd², 300 g/m²)
- Meets flammability and chemical compliance requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Professional Overthinker Velveteen Plush Blanket | Sarcastic Quote, Self-Deprecating Humor
$39.20