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Dry, deadpan chest‑text hoodie that leans into sarcastic, self‑deprecating humor with a clean, high‑contrast layout. The small, centered text block uses a utilitarian sans style and minimal colors so the one‑liner reads instantly—an everyday wearable shrug for people who use wit as social armor. Subtle placement keeps the look low‑key while staying true to the meme-lite, introvert‑friendly aesthetic.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric
- Classic fit with tear-away label
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck label
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
dead inside, caffeinated Hoodie | sarcastic shirt, self-deprecating quote
$35.76